Get a height at the set list of Uptown Girl if they'd been able to perform at the Catalina Wine Mixer.

If you are on the lookout for the premiere 1980's Billy Joel cover band, you then'd be doing yourself a disservice from hiring any person as opposed to the emphatic Uptown Girl.
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Uptown Girl has been giving out wonderful performances of exclusively Eighties Billy Joel hits for years, leaving 1000's (cumulatively) of fanatics who understood that they just play Billy Joel's songs from the Eighties.
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There was a specifically embarrassing incident at the Catalina Wine Mixer where one intoxicated target market member who would possibly or would possibly not have been under the influence of illegal ingredients refused to acknowledge that Uptown Girl most effective performs Eighties Billy Joel. His patience in agitating Uptown Girl by way of opting for to forget about that the band solely plays Nineteen Eighties Bill Joel hits sadly compelled the band to exit the degree and minimize its set list quick.
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Uptown Girl totally recognizes this unhappy event occurred, however in case you watch the following footage, you'll be able to see it is of no fault of the band's.
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Uptown Girl maintains that the different attendees of the Catalina Wine Mixer, barring the one drunken fool who clearly has a vendetta against the musical stylings of Nineteen Eighties Billy Joel, had a pleasing experience and welcome them to revel in long term Uptown Girl performances.
The band would like to take this alternative to present the complete set list they had planned for the Catalina Wine Mixer that high quality afternoon.
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1. You May Be Right.
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We would've gotten to this wonderful observe if it wasn't for that absolute moron.
2. Don't Ask Me Why.
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A very becoming music identify, taking into account this is my response whenever any person asks why we have been kicked out of the Catalina Wine Mixer. I think I've made it clear, already.
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3. It's Still Rock And Roll To Me
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I mean, the nerve of him to say '80s Joel sucks. What the hell does he know?
4. Sometimes A Fantasy
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Not going to lie, once in a while I fantasize about ramming my first into that loud-mouthed douche's face and breaking that champagne flute and jamming it in his neck.
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5. Allentown
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This song may well be about the declining metal business, which makes me consider smelting that under the influence of alcohol fart-face in a type of large vats like he's T-1000.
6. Laura
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Maybe that scumbag's whore of a spouse used to be named Laura. I regularly find myself considering that as I lay in mattress. I want I could've sang this gorgeous track and he or she would realize that the lyrics weren't about her - that no person would serenade her and her existence married to an idiot was all in vain. I'm hoping she thinks about that overdue at evening as she accepts that her whole life has and will likely be steeped in distress.
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7. Pressure
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Oh, you mean like the spike in hypertension I got when dealing with the ones idiots at the Catalina Wine Mixer? YEAH I CAN TOTALLY RELATE. THESE IDIOTS MISSED OUT ON THE PERFORMANCE OF A LIFETIME BECAUSE I WOULD'VE BEEN DEALING WITH SOME REAL S**T IF I GOT A CHANCE TO SING THIS.
8. Goodnight Saigon
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Life in a Deer Hunter vietcong jail camp would've been too just right for that dingus.
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9. The Longest Time
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For the longest time...I'll have in mind what that man took from me. I will be able to never put out of your mind.
10. Tell Her About It
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You get that this may've been the band's giant damage, right? There were people there who had been digging us, man.
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11. Keeping The Faith
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I imply when are folks going to understand that every track Billy Joel sang in the '80s was completely sensible?!
12. Uptown Girl
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I mean we named our band after this track...this son of a b**ch didn't even let us get to the f***ing tune our band is named after. He took that clear of us.
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13. Modern Woman
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I imply '80s Joel is all I've.
14. A Matter Of Trust
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If we forestall enjoying '80s Joel, then what is Uptown Girl? What the hell am I even doing on this planet?
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15. Baby Grand
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These technically even aren't my songs...why do I have such an allegiance to them? Why do I so passionately cover them?
16. Storm Front
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Like technically Storm Front used to be launched in 1989 so it just makes the cut off, however it got all of its awards in 1990. Is that what my lifestyles is based totally off of? A host of arbitrary regulations? A unmarried decade of Billy Joel track and that defines my band, a cover band no less, and the livelihoods and existences of me and my band members? Should I even continue with this set list? Maybe we must just throw all of our instruments in a pile proper in that same spot in Catalina and drag that moronic individual who began me down this trail of self doubt and roast him over the fire of our musical instruments as we cackle in pleasure. Maybe that can quell this constant nagging question in the again of my head. Maybe I will be able to in spite of everything sleep.
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17. We Didn't Start The Fire
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